(Above) Classroom photo taken November 11th, 2025 at the American International Children’s College in Dalian, China.
(Above) Teacher Jack is the most sought after teacher in China and as American as apple pie. Email: [email protected]
Phone Number: 13532201275 WeChat: CaptianJackSparrow8
Teacher Jack’s real name is Derrick Wildstar Pistorius. However, in Japan, the parents at his school could not pronounce the “rr” sound in his name. His boss, Principal DeGraw, insisted that he change his name to Teacher Jack because Derrick worked as Captain Jack Sparrow in Las Vegas, Nevada.
(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is well known as Teacher Jack all throughout China and all of Asia.
(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius has 7 daughters and one biological son.
Another Perfect Police Report from Chinese Police:
(Above) After living and working full time in Dalian, China as a teacher for three years, Derrick Wildstar Pistorius received another excellent police report from Dalian Police. Teacher Jack’s behavior is perfect when he is employed in a foreign country and this is what makes him the most sought after teacher in Asia and the Top International Teacher in China. “I don’t understand some these other American teachers who come to China and do awful things that bring the police to their place of employment. They are disrespectful to China and Chinese culture. They should aim to be like me and follow my superb example,” says Teacher Jack.
TEACHER JACK USA
Welcome to the online CV of Teacher Jack, the most sought after teacher in China. If you are lucky enough to hire this teacher, your school will be blessed with the most knowledgeable and professional teacher in China. Although he currently teaches English, he is a licensed high school math teacher. Feel free to contact him here: [email protected].
(Above) Teacher Jack as the lead teacher at Gateway Academy in Beijing, China.
(Above) Teacher Jack as the lead teacher at The American International Children’s College in Dalian, China. This is his current job and feel free to contact his current employer at any time.
(Above) Teacher Jack’s brief self introduction. He speaks perfect American English with no accent. He is young looking, handsome, and attended the top schools in the northeastern USA. You should hire him immediately if given the opportunity because another school definitely will.
Teacher Jack: The International Teacher of English, Mathematics & The Natural Sciences.
(Above) Teacher Jack always keeps a professional appearance when teaching. ” A suit and tie is a must for me.”- Teacher Jack
(Above and Below) If you hire Teacher Jack, he will dress as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow for your school.
(Above) Teacher Jack as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow
(Above) Teacher Jack is currently the lead teacher at The American International School of Dalian, China.
Teacher Jack is currently the lead teacher at The American International Children’s College of Dalian, China. He has over 30 years of teaching experience with 10 years in China, 1 year in Japan, 2 years in Thailand, and 18 years in the USA. “You have my permission to contact my current employer or any of my previous employers because they will all say the same thing, and that is, Teacher Jack is the best teacher we have ever had at our school.”- Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack is no ordinary teacher. He has a Masters Degree in Education from Mountain State University, he has a STEM Degree from Thomas Edison State University, he has an Associates Degree in Engineering Science and he holds a current and valid High School Math Teacher License from the State of New Jersey making him the most sought after teacher in China.
(Above) Teacher Jack is often hired for his voice for Industrial Engineering videos. This photo was taken in the studio in November, 2025.
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY TIMELINE
2022- Present The American International Children’s College of Dalian, China
2019-2022 TPR English of Zhuhai, China & Ferring Pharmaceutical Company
2018-2019 ABC English of Beijing, China & State Owned Pharmaceutical Company in Beijing.
2018-2018 Syncus Global Education Network
2017-2018 Magic English of Beijing, China
2015-2016 Oyama International School of Oyama & Frank English School, Japan
2014-2015 Gateway Academy of Beijing, China
2012-2014 Phaya Thai Elementary School in Bangkok, Thailand and also Rajavinitbenkhen High School
2012-2009 Atlantic City High School in Atlantic City, New Jersey
2009- 1990 Professional Gambler, Jack Sparrow Impersonator, Exxon Gas Station Manager, The Lead Guitarist & Songwriter of “The Tailsnatchers”, Male Escort and United States Air Force: Civil Air Patrol.
WORK VISAS EACH YEAR IN CHINA, JAPAN, AND THAILAND
(Above and below) The honorable Teacher Jack has had over ten years of consistent work visas in China and work visas in Japan and Thailand. This is, yet, another reason why Teacher Jack is the most sought after teacher in China. He has always worked legally because his credentials have been apostilled and sent to the China embassy in New York, USA. Here are just a few samples below:
(Above) Teacher Jack has always legally worked in every country because his health is excellent, his credentials have been apostilled, and he has no criminal record.
WHAT WILL TEACHER JACK DO FOR YOUR SCHOOL?
Teacher Jack loves China. China also loves Teacher Jack. He taught at his son’s kindergarten. But what will he do for your school? Teacher Jack is an expert at teaching American English. However, what makes Teacher Jack great is that he teaches reading strategies and critical thinking skills like: Drawing a Conclusion, Making an Inference, Compare & Contrast, Cause & Effect, Sequences, Predictions, Previewing, Topic Sentences, Asking Questions, Main Idea & Supporting Details, Author’s Purpose, and more.
(Above) Teacher Jack donated to Chinese university students. ” I give money to a variety of good causes and education is one of them.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) The Pistorius Family of Beijing. Ma Chengcheng (left), Kristopher Augustus Pistorius (Middle), Derrick Steven Pistorius (right).
WHAT IS THE TEACHING PHILOSOPHY OF DERRICK WILDSTAR PISTORIUS?
WHAT IS TEACHER JACK LIKE IN THE CLASSROOM ?
(Above) Teacher Jack teaches the highest level of American English at The American International Children’s College of Dalian, China.
(Above) Teacher Jack delivers the highest quality lessons to his students regardless of their age. Here, he is teaching American English at a popular middle school in Guangdong, China.
(Above) Teacher Jack loves sports and can organize safe and exciting games for his students to play.
(Above) Teacher Jack teaches Cause & Effect using Venn diagrams. He is the perfect teacher for young learners.
(Above) Teacher Jack uses clever methods to engage his high school students.
Why does Teacher Jack always teach to the best of his ability? He does this because his 9 year old Chinese American son is also his student. Teacher Jack loves China for giving him a handsome and intelligent son:
(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius skiing the slopes of Dalian, China. He is the 9 year old son of Teacher Jack (Derrick Pistorius).
(Above) Teacher Jack greets a new class of students at New Century English’s Summer School Program. It is their first time to see an American and Teacher Jack relaxes them with The Children’s Classic American Song Old MacDonald.
Chinese Police Love Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack loves Chinese police and sometimes will give them free lessons in oral English. He possesses several documents to prove that he has no criminal record in China or the USA. In short, Teacher Jack can legally work in China or the USA and has over thirty years of continuous employment with no gaps in between employment periods.
Teacher Jack loves Chinese police and will give them free English lessons upon their request. “I appreciate everything that Chinese police do in keeping my wife and son safe here in China. China is the safest country that I have ever lived in. I believe Chinese police deserve a higher salary for the fine job that they are doing. It is called gratitude.” -Teacher Jack.
(Above) These documents prove that Derrick Pistorius, also known as Teacher Jack, has no criminal history and is ,therefore, cleared to work in China and the USA.
Official Letters of Recommendation from Every School in China
1 2022-2025 EICC Edsense International Children’s College
2 TPR Total Physical Response
3 Magic English
4 Gateway Academy
More Letters of Recommendation:
THE LOVE OF CHINA & CASC
(Above) Teacher Jack created his own mask during the coronavirus pandemic. The coronavirus killed his mother but Teacher Jack created a mask that contained distilled white vinegar, which breaks apart the coronavirus and as a result, Teacher Jack was completely safe in China during lockdowns. Teacher Jack has an Engineering Science degree as well, making him the most sought after teacher in China.
Teacher Jack married the granddaughter of a highly decorated Chinese war hero who killed many Americans during the Korean War.
(Above) Teacher Jack stands near the spot where his grandfather-in-law crossed into Korea to kill the invading American army and protected China from American aggression.
(Above) Teacher Jack is proud of his Chinese family history. Circled in red is his wife’s mother. The war hero proudly displays his beautiful family.
(Above) The immediate family of Teacher Jack (bottom right).
(Above) Teacher Jack and his beautiful Beijing wife and his son.
(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife at the Taj Mahal in India on their honeymoon.
(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife and mother-in-law at the Taj Mahal in India on their honeymoon.
(Above) Teacher Jack is the ideal American citizen
(Above) Teacher Jack’s father-in-law worked for CASC, his brother-in-law currently works for CASC, and his wife once worked for CASC. Teacher Jack informs them on what NASA is doing in his monthly reports. Teacher Jack wears the insignia of CASC around his neck in pure silver. He is the only person on Earth to wear this insignia 24 hours a day and 7 days per week.
(Above) The insignia of CASC
TEACHER JACK’S EXPERT CREDENTIALS:
Why is Teacher Jack the most sought after Teacher in China? In addition to having excellent classroom management and rapport with his students, Teacher Jack has a list of apostilled credentials.
(Above) This in a Mathematics Teacher License for High School and University issued in the USA in the State of New Jersey. To get this, you need a Master’s Degree in Education and a Bachelor’s Degree.
(Above) This is a Master’s Degree in Education from Mountain State University, USA in the State of West Virginia.
(Above) This is a STEM Degree from Thomas Edison State University, USA in the State of New Jersey.
In addition, Teacher Jack has an Associate’s Degree in Engineering Science. Here is a sample of Teacher Jack’s University grades:
Teacher Jack has an I.Q. of 135 and these credentials make Teacher Jack the most sought after and the top international teacher in China. Teacher Jack has always graduated with high honors from every school he has attended. “I am an honor student and ,hence, an honorable man.”- Teacher Jack
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY:
THE AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL CHILDREN’S COLLEGE OF DALIAN, CHINA
2021- Present The American International Children’s College of Dalian, China. Teacher Jack teaches English language with reading strategies and critical thinking skills such as: Author’s Purpose, Inferences & Drawing Conclusions and explains the major differences between these two, Predictions, Evaluation, Asking Questions, Cause & Effect, Compare & Contrast, Previewing, Summarization, Plot Summary & Summary and the major difference between the two, Genre and Subgenre, the three elements of a story, Fiction vs. Non Fiction, Literature vs. Informational Text, the Scientific Method with the relationship between hypotheses, experiment, and drawing scientific conclusions with the reading strategies of inferences, proof and drawing literary conclusions, how to write a research paper vs. how to write a master’s theses, writing poetry and the elements of poetry, explaining the table of contents, glossary, introduction, conclusion, teaching thesaurus skills and dictionary skills and more.
(Above) Teacher Jack teaches how to make inferences.
Teacher Jack teaches both the youngest students at The American International Children’s College and the oldest. He enjoys both for different reasons. The younger students love how he plays guitar to teach them how to read. The older students appreciate his nearly infinite wisdom. All students love his classroom management. The staff at The American International Children’s College find Teacher Jack easy to work with and he does not mind coming in on his days off to cover for the other American teachers when they are sick.
(Above) Teacher Jack teaches the other teachers how to teach an honors science lesson.
(Above) Teacher Jack is the most experienced Teacher at his school, the lead teacher, and the only teacher with a current and valid teacher’s license. ” I could teach mathematics at a university, but I enjoy teaching English to young children more.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack teaches prepositional phrases and has each student come to the board and write their own sentences using prepositional phrases. This is what makes Teacher Jack the most sought after teacher in China.
Chinese girls, in particular, love to learn English from Teacher Jack because he is patient and entertaining.
(Above) Teacher Jack gives his girls a project to complete in a specific time as an expansion to the English lesson. This is what makes Teacher Jack the most sought after teacher in China.
(Above) The well dressed Teacher Jack engrossed in a lesson.
Teacher Jack graduates Naomi, an ambitious English student, to begin high school. She will use the skills that she learned from Teacher Jack there.
(Above) Teacher Jack having fun with his students during the ten minute break between classes.
(Above) Teacher Jack works hard to make sure his students learn as much as possible during the class period.
Teacher Jack uses sentence diagramming at The American International Children’s College to show the subject, verb, and object clearly.
Teacher Jack teaching as Captain Jack Sparrow at The American International Children’s College and as himself. No matter what he looks like, the pedagogy is the same and the students receive a top level education from the most sought after teacher in China who possesses a Master’s Degree in Education. Simply put, Teacher Jack has no equal in the classroom.
Teacher Jack does not allow his students to sit on the desks, especially his girls. “Student safety comes first.” -Teacher Jack
Students at The American International Children’s College of Dalian, China are amazed at how well that Teacher Jack can draw. Teacher Jack can do many things that complement his teaching.
Teacher Jack in his office creating lesson plans (above). “There is no excuse for a failed lesson because a failed lesson is a symptom of a larger problem, a failing teacher.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack will appear as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow at your school.
(Above) A current photo of the handsome Teacher Jack with locks of pure gold.
(Above) Young boys think Teacher Jack is electric !
NEW CENTURY ENGLISH SCHOOL
2023-2025 New Century English: Teacher Jack sometimes does work for New Century English as a volunteer. He participated in their summer school program each year that he was in Dalian, China. In addition, he has given private lessons to the owner’s daughter and was honored that he was selected to do so.
Teacher Jack worked closely with beautiful Teacher Lydia giving classroom instruction. Teacher Lydia will attest to the teaching ability of Teacher Jack.
Teacher Jack (above) with Principal Amy of New Century English and another foreign teacher, Phillip from England.
A New Century English student giving all that she has to complete the assignment.
The New Century English staff trip to Discovery Land in Dalian, China. Teacher Jack took this photo and rode several entertaining rides on this day.
Teacher Jack riding the drop tower with the principal of New Century English, school number three, where Teacher Jack worked before moving to schools one and two.
Teacher Jack gives private lessons to the daughter of the owners of New Century English. Hello Mona !
TSINGTAO BEER COMPANY
2022-2023 Tsingtao Beach Bar at Xinghai Square: Teacher Jack’s job was to drink beer and attract customers to the bar. Teacher Jack was delighted to drink the great tasting Tsingtao all evening and all summer long. He did not mind working overtime. Sometimes he would dress as Captain Jack Sparrow to promote the bar.
Teacher Jack lets a young lady play with his sword at his place of employment.
(Above) Teacher Jack working at the Tsingtao Beach Bar.
(Above) Teacher Jack giving a Biology lesson at the beach.
TPR: Total Physical Response
2018-2021 Teacher Jack taught at this English Training School and was the top teacher at his branch in Zhongshan. He was instrumental in teaching other teachers how to teach by frequently posting his lessons on the school WeChat group. Teacher Jack also taught at a local middle school through TPR and also at a pharmaceutical company called Ferring Pharmaceuticals. Teacher Jack was beloved here and still gets the highest recommendations from this school which is still operating in Zhuhai, Guangdong. Although Teacher Jack’s branch in Zhongshan was forced to close due to changes in academic policy from Beijing, he still communicates regularly with the principal.
(Above) Teacher Jack appearing as Captain Jack Sparrow at TPR English Training School. Teacher Jack hosted English speaking competitions here and played guitar whenever requested. He gave power point presentations to other teachers with the aim of teaching them how to teach better. Teacher Jack also appeared as Santa Claus on Christmas and Captain Jack Sparrow on Halloween. ” This role suited me best because I have a Master’s Degree in Education and was a licensed teacher and all of the other teachers had no real teaching credentials, except for two or three. I knew the pedagogy that TPR wanted: teacher to teacher, teacher to student and then student to student English conversation. I was easily TPR’s best and brightest teacher and I aspired to reach the top position of this company but then the pandemic came and changed everything. Next, Beijing changed its policies and my school closed forcing me to move to Dalian. China.”- Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack as Santa Claus with the beautiful female Chinese teachers at TPR. They loved him! Teacher Jack even took them all shopping once per month to alleviate any tensions that built up in the classroom. Teacher Jack knows how to make Chinese girls happy……take them shopping and give them money.
Teacher Jack had a fantastic relationship with his boss, staff, parents and students so they all gave him fantastic praise daily.
The girls, especially, loved Teacher Jack and his methods of teaching. Teacher Jack did not mind spending his own money on materials needed for teaching, like the scooters below.
Teacher Jack played a variety of English games at TPR and taught his games to other teachers. His TPR school was owned by a beautiful and intelligent Chinese woman named Wing. She only hired the youngest, most qualified, and most beautiful Chinese teachers. This made Teacher Jack extremely happy at work. She owned several schools and sold cosmetics. ” I love Wing. She is the smartest school principal that I know. Were she not a woman, I would call her an intellectual.”- Teacher Jack
TPR School Principal Wing (front), Teacher Ivy, Teacher Pheobe, Teacher Tracy, Teacher Glacier, and Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack still remains in contact with Wing and the former teachers at TPR. He holds them close to his heart and considers it a tragedy that the school was forced to close due to changes in Beijing’s policy regarding English Training Center Schools.
Teacher Jack demands a quick answer in English or his girls will suffer a painful consequence.
Teacher Jack is very patient with the youngest girls and is careful not to scare them in any way. ” Just seeing an American for the first time is intimidating for young Chinese students, so I am extra patient with them and strive to build their confidence.”- Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack gives clear instructions to young learners when playing a game or doing an activity.
Middle School and high school girls appreciate Teacher Jack’s efforts in the classroom. They often give him gifts or take him out to dinner with their parents.
Teacher Jack graduated hundreds of students at TPR and was happy to contribute to the Zhongshan community. ” At graduation, their parents were there and they were so proud. I was honored because I knew that I taught English to the best of my ability each class.”- Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack teaches his girls to launch a mortar rocket at Taiwan. Go China!
Teacher Jack teaches mathematics and English to a high school girl going abroad to Australia. They were alone together for two hours per day for two weeks. Upon leaving, she was fully prepared to begin school in Australia. Teacher Jack not only taught her English and math, but how to act around boys from other countries and how to make friends. Teacher Jack recommends “How to Make Friends and Influence People” by Dale Carnegie, a book the changed a young and shy Teacher Jack forever.
Teacher Jack has several interesting ways to settle classroom disputes. One of them is the potato game shown above. The students love it and the mathematics of it are acutally quite complicated.
Teacher Jack making his students laugh by drawing on his smartboard. Does she look like Teacher Jack?
Teacher Jack made many appearances as Captain Jack Sparrow at TPR English Training School.
Teacher Jack took the entire Chinese staff shopping after giving them 200 RMB. He did this to alleviate any tensions between himself and staff members. This strategy also diminished any tensions that arose between the Chinese teachers. It worked and the workplace was always a friendly and happy place! ” I learned this from my Chinese wife. Money cures all of her problems.”-Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack celebrating success with his class. The students loved their teacher. Teacher Jack treats the boys as if they were his own sons. Teacher Jack loves China.
Teacher Jack loves to use props to teach English. The girls love the hotel and airport scenarios.
Teacher Jack hosting another English speaking competition. He always opened the competition with a talent show beginning with himself singing “Take Me Home, Country Roads” by John Denver.
Teacher Jack opening the English Speaking Contest with “Take Me Home Country Roads” by John Denver
Through TPR, Teacher Jack taught at a local Middle School getting more experience with large classes.
Teacher Jack was a smash hit amongst middle schoolers. They really enjoyed his guitar playing and teaching methods.
Ferring Pharmaceutical Company
2018-2021 Ferring Pharmaceutical Company: Teacher Jack taught Business English to doctors and staff at this company. Teacher Jack planned his lessons and gave them all an opportunity to converse in English to an authentic American. Teacher Jack taught them hotel terminology, how to plan business meetings, and discussed retail and distributors…..etc.
(Above) Teacher Jack teaches doctors at Ferring Pharmaceutical Company how to speak English.
(Above) Chinese girls love to take photos of the amazing Teacher Jack
THE BIG WHEEL KINDERGARTEN
2019-2021 The Big Wheel Kindergarten- Teacher Jack was resposible for creating and teaching Disney English to this large kindergarten located in Zhongshan, China. ” I like this teaching job because my own son was my student.”
Teacher Jack’s son posing with his hands on his face at the Big Wheel Kindergarten. His son learned that, while his father was teaching, he was simply another student and nothing special. This deeply upset him at first, but then he got used to it.
Teacher Jack played his guitar daily for his students at the Big Wheel Kindergarten. The female Chinese teachers adored him there.
Principal Judy of the Big Wheel Kindergarten standing next to Teacher Jack.
PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER
(Above) Teacher Jack enters Macau with a bag full of American cash which he will exchange for Hong Kong dollars. His wife is his guard dog. “I do not need a pitbull. When it comes to cash, my wife is vicious.”-Teacher Jack
2018- Professional Gambler: Teacher Jack played Texas Hold’em for a living at the Venetian Casino in Macau. He was highly successful during the Spring Festival and other holidays, however, he struggled when the major holidays ended. This forced him to return to work and he found a fantastic job at TPR.
The Venitian Casino in Macau is the most beautiful in the world.
Teacher Jack sold his automobile in the USA at this time and now Teacher Jack prefers to use his bicycle and public transportation to reduce pollution.
The Ventetian Casino has the best poker room in Macau and it is also the largest casino in the world, being seven times larger than the one in Las Vegas.
The Venetian casino is so large that it has a river with gandola rides in it. Teacher Jack took his family there many times and to nearby Chimelong Aquarium. When in Macau, Teacher Jack always stays at Darling 1 massage shop where he sleeps or free.
ABC ENGLISH & STATE OWNED PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY
Teacher Jack rocks ABC English like a rockstar! He is the rockstar of English teachers.
ABC ENGLISH in Beijing,China: Teacher Jack taught large classes and VIP classes at this school in Beijing. Teacher Jack played guitar here often and the students and staff loved it. Teacher Jack was selected to also teach at a state owned pharmaceutical company in Guamao, Beijing where he taught a class full of doctors. Teacher Jack loved this job, however, ABC English was slow to get his work visa and Teacher Jack was often asked to leave the building in the middle of class if the police were coming. Teacher Jack became frustrated at this company’s lack of urgency, so he moved to Zhuhai, China to play poker for a living. ” I never work in China without a proper work visa. All of my paperwork and credentials are approved by the China Embassy, notarized and apostilled. So, there is no excuse for a company to be slow at obtaining my work visa.”- Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack was adored by the Chinese female staff and did many fun things with them outside of the classroom.
Teacher Koko Ying, in particular, admired Teacher Jack’s teaching methods and she became his understudy.
Teacher Jack was the main attraction at the ABC English Halloween party. He helped organize it and made sure that all the beautiful Chinese teachers were in a sexy costume for the party after work.
Teacher Jack sings “Highway to Hell” by ACDC. After the ABC English singing contest was over, Teacher Jack convinced the boys to stay late and finish off the alcohol. The only girl that stayed was Koko Ying. This video captures Teacher Jack in his finest hour.
(Above) Teacher Jack’s pirate lover.
(Above) Teacher Jack prepares a student to study overseas in Australia by singing in English and creating a robotic hand using papers, scissors and tape.
Teacher Jack teaching the doctors at a state owned pharmaceutical company in Guomao, Beijing. Although, photos of theses doctors were forbidden, one of the doctors took this photo of Teacher Jack shortly before class. Note the use of the smartboard and guitar, the weapons of choice used by the sharp dressed Teacher Jack to deliver A+ English lessons.
(Above) A younger Teacher Jack with brown hair.
SNYCUS GLOBAL EDUCATION & FANGCAODI MIDDLE SCHOOL
Syncus Global Education Network in Beijing, China: Teacher Jack taught English, mathematics, and high school physics at this company. He was instrumental in getting the owners son, Alex Wang, into the American International School of Singapore by teaching him physics and preparing him with practice interviews. Teacher Jack would have stayed with this company but the owner, Mr. Wang, found much cheaper rent in East Beijing. He moved this company from Chongwenmen and the commute was simply too far for Teacher Jack who resided in West Beijing.
Teacher Jack (above) taught his girls to play Twister, a Milton-Bradley game. This game was fun and required his students to learn the names of body parts. When finished, Teacher Jack asked each student to tell the game’s instructions to the entire class in English. Teacher Jack played too !
Teacher Adrian observes Teacher Jack as he teaches science to a top student at Syncus Global Education Network. Teacher Adrian learned from Teacher Jack and continued to teach at their new East Beijing location. Teacher Jack still remains in contact with Alex Wang, the owner’s son, on Facebook.
Teacher Jack’s classroom proudly displayed the fine works of his students. His students were eager to see Captain Jack Sparrow at their school for Halloween.
Teacher Jack (Below) Teaching advanced mathematics at Syncus Global Education Network.
FANGCAODI MIDDLE SCHOOL AND ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Through Syncus Global Education, Teacher Jack taught at Fangcaodi Middle school and Elementary School. Teacher Jack taught science to very large classes of students and prepared power point presentations for them. It was a lesson in classroom management for Teacher Jack and he learned quickly to not be nice.
(Above) Playing a game with students. They must locate a place on the globe and use map skills to tell longitude and lattitude.
DISNEY’S MAGIC ENGLISH IN BEIJING
Magic English in Beijing: Teacher Jack played his guitar often and taught English from middle school to the kindergarten level. He was responsible for runnng the American Day Program which meant that he taught the same kindergarteners all morning and afternoon. He would play guitar to put his kindergarteners to sleep in the afternoon. He would also wake them with song and help them get dressed sometimes. Teacher Jack spent his own money on Legos and other teaching tools for his classes. Teacher Jack spoke English with his students as they ate lunch together. He taught the older students how to sing American pop music by using his guitar. “Kindergarten is very hands-on. I didn’t mind putting on their shoes and socks. I didn’t mind picking them up and giving them a hug. I didn’t mind spending my own money on toys and games because ,in the end, it made a long day so much more enjoyable for everyone.”-Teacher Jack
“It was an honor to take care of the cutest girls on Earth. I would absolutely love to do it again.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) The Chinese staff at Magic English preparing for a play on the stage with teacher Jack on guitar. The Chinese staff loved Teacher Jack!
Teacher Jack (above left) sings to his boys at lunch. Teacher Jack’s beautiful Chinese assistant teacher, Teacher Jessie. She helped Teacher Jack in the classroom and loved to work with him.
Teacher Jack & Teacher Jessie (above right) singing together. ” One day Teacher Jessie came in with make-up and her hair down while wearing a skirt. She had high heels on and no glasses. She was taller than me. She got down on her knees to speak to a student and the sunlight from the window illuminated her hair and I realized that I was looking at one of the most beautiful women that I had ever seen.”-Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack eats lunch with his students at the American Day program. Notice how Teacher Jack’s dreadlocks are neatly tied in the back of his head while being well dressed.
The girls of Magic English loved Teacher Jack and Teacher Jack graduated hundreds of students. The girls loved Teacher Jack’s magic tricks the most and so did the boys.
Teacher Jack with a high school senior at Magic English. She studied advanced level English and business English from Teacher Jack.
(Above) Teacher Jack’s girls just having fun with him.
(Above) Learning by building with Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack always spent his own money for teaching supplies. “I don’t mind spending my own money for supplies because it is for a good cause. “- Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack’s student named Momoko is doing her homework. She was one of Teacher Jack’s favorite students.
(Above) This is why Teacher Jack is considered to be the best teacher in China. In addition to being an excellent classroom instructor, he arranged and created the musical score for a play on the stage. Performing in public is not a problem for him and neither is singing, dancing nor playing the guitar. He really does do it all !
JAPAN
OYAMA INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL & Frank English School
Oyama International School in Japan: Teacher Jack taught English to children and adults in Oyama, Japan. The techniques were developed by Teacher Kay as part of her Master’s theses and then applied. The techniques included open and closed book repeating, conversation, phonics practice, and chanting, and supplementary material on weekends. Teacher Jack was given permission by his boss, Principal Frank, to leave Japan for China so that Teacher Jack could see his wife give birth.
Teacher Jack’s Japanese Resident Card
The well dressed Teacher Jack (above) teaching his Japanese girls an English lesson followed by a game. This game, however, required his students to sit on the table.
Japanese girls are eager to learn from Teacher Jack. They especially loved his games.
Teacher Jack is a serious teacher and his students fear his wrath.
Teacher Jack pushes his older students into becoming self-learners that eventually require no teacher at all. “True motivation comes from within.”-Teacher Jack
Japanese girls love Captain Jack Sparrow and Teacher Jack. (Above)
Teacher Jack’s wife in Tokyo, Japan.
Teacher Jack and his pregnant wife in Nikko, Japan.
Teacher Jack is merciless in the classroom. One captain, one ship.
Much to the delight of Teacher Jack, Japanese girls ride bikes to school. “This is good for the environment.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack teaching in Japan with kindergarten girls.
Japanese girls are proud of their uniforms.
GATEWAY ACADEMY
Gateway Academy in Xidan, Beijing. Here Teacher jack taught English language with reading strategies and critical thinking skills such as: Author’s Purpose, Inferences & Drawing Conclusions and explain the major difference between these two, Predictions, Evaluation, Asking Questions, Cause & Effect, Compare & Contrast, Previewing, Summarization, Plot Summary & Summary and the major difference betweeen the two, Genre and Subgenre, the three elements of a story, Fiction vs. Non Fiction, Literature vs. Informational Text, the Scientific Method with the relationship between hypotheses, experiment, and drawing scientific conclusions with the reading strategies of inferences, proof and drawing literary conclusions, how to write a research paper vs. how to write a master’s theses, writing poetry and the elements of poetry, explaining the table of contents, glossary, introduction, conclusion, teaching thesaurus skills and dictionary skills and more.
Here Teacher Jack was literally floating in a sea of very beautiful and intelligent female Chinese teachers. Teacher Jack was beloved by all. The owner, Felix Aziz, who is now a multi-millionaire and possibly a billionaire begged Teacher Jack to stay for another contract, however, Teacher Jack respectfully declined having his eyes set on teaching in Japan and possibly having a baby with his new wife. Teacher Jack also wanted to rid himself of his agent who flew him in from Thailand and was taking a portion of his monthly salary. Everyone was upset that Teacher Jack left, but it was during this period that Teacher Jack and his new wife created their beautiful and handsome son on the romantic island of Koh Samet in Thailand. ” I loved China and teaching in China. I had a new wife and unlimited employment opportunities so when my wife asked me to create a baby, I agreed immediately. My son’s mind is Chinese but his spirit is Thai. He is very festive. “- Teacher Jack
This school specialized in sending Chinese students to one of the top ten boarding high schools in the USA.
Eating lunch together at Xidan Mall in Beijing.
Teacher Jack with Dr. Tyanne Deal were the essential teachers at Gateway Academy. This school had a 100% success rate and the tuition cost was enormous. Teacher Jack taught more than English, he taught American culture so that his students would thrive in their new American schools. He conducted practice interviews with his students so that they would be accepted into the school of their choice. He took his students to dinner followed by a show or movie, almost like a date, to prepare his students for the USA. The photo (above) was taken outside the Joy City Mall in Xidan and they are standing in front of the lobby of the building where one must take the elevator to the 8th floor to enter Gateway Academy.
Teacher Jack (above) took his student on a “date” arranged by the school. First, a dinner at a fancy restaurant where Teacher Jack taught her dinner conversation skills and how not to be shy. Next, a ballet at Beijing National Theater called ” Swan Lake”. This student flourished in the USA at her boarding school and is now working on her doctorate degree in the USA. Thanks to Teacher Jack, Dr. Tyanne Deal and her own self motivation.
The beautiful and intelligent Dr. Tyanne Deal (above) receiving gifts from a Gateway Academy student.
Teacher Jack developed his student’s singing skills to prepare them for America’s top boarding high schools. ” Teaching my girls to sing in English really excited them. They chose their favorite American song, usually by Katy Perry or Britney Spears and I would learn it on guitar for them to sing. I also helped them understand the lyrics. “- Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack appeared as Captain Jack Sparrow at the Halloween Party for Gateway Academy. His wife also appeared as a fox (above right).
Teacher Jane and Teacher Miranda hugging each other (above left). (Above right) A student poses for a picture from Teacher Jack.
(Above) Students write a message to Teacher Jack on the whiteboard.
Graduation day at Deerfield Academy. ” Seeing my student graduate with high honors from the top boarding high school in the USA , after all my hard work and hers, gave me a sense of accomplishment and pride. I told her that I had ridden shooting stars and promised to show her how. I lived up to my promise.”- Teacher Jack
“They were tough on China that year and only two spots were open amongst fierce competition and we at Gateway Academy filled both spots with two of our girls. The key was the interview. I practiced with them for hours to build their confidence and overcome being shy. They had to impress and I knew it. I taught them to take control of the interview and not sit idle and wait to be questioned. My strategy was to flip the entire interview process and make it clear that they were interviewing the school and to not allow the school to interview them. It worked.” – Teacher Jack
THAILAND
PHAYA THAI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
(Below) Teacher Jack outside the Overstay Hostel in Bangkok, Thailand were he resided nearly a full year.
Phaya Thai Elementary School in Bangok Thailand: At this school Teacher Jack taught mathematics to elementary school students in English. The staff here praised Teacher Jack as the best math teacher that they ever had. They were disappointed when he left Thailand to go to China. Teacher Jack taught equations of lines, geometric shapes, bar graphs, statistics and more. He also appeared as both Captain Jack Sparrow and Santa Claus on Christmas Day.
Teacher Jack singing Christmas carols with the teaching staff at Phaya Thai Elementary School.
Teacher Jack (above) delivered A+ mathematics lessons to his students at Phaya Thai Elementary School. He even remained friends with a few of them on Facebook.
Teacher Jack dresses up a French girl as Captain Jack Sparrow. Teacher Jack’s antics were legendary at the Overstay Hostel in Bangkok. His partying caused conflicts with the owner, however, and he moved to the Centaur Inn in Bangrak, Bangkok.
(Above) Another wild party at the Overstay Hostel in Bangkok, Thailand. Teacher Jack was friends with all the backpackers there.
The students at Phaya Thai Elementary School. ” I remember them all.” – Teacher Jack
Teacher Jack gives instructions to a Thai girl whose English skills were weak. “Nobody gets left behind in my math classes.”- Teacher Jack
Thai girls present their project using three dimensional shapes. Written on each shape is the volume in cubic mililiters. Teacher Jack was impressed by the efforts of all of the students at this school.
Teacher Jack gets up close and on the same level to teach children. ” As an adult you are a mile away when you are standing up. To really talk to a child, you must get down, eye to eye with them.”- Teacher Jack
The boys also completed their three dimensional solids project. They had to calculate the volume of each shape in cubic mililiters and then calculate the volume of the entire robot by adding up all the volumes of each shape.
They absolutely loved Teacher Jack’s math classes and the staff loved Teacher Jack.
Teacher Jack teaching his students to calculate mathematical probabilities using dice and decks of cards. This activity was highly engaging because it was extremely fun.
Teacher Jack as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow
RAJAVINITBANGKHEN HIGH SCHOOL IN BANGKOK, THAILAND
(Above) Rajavinitbangkhen High School in Bangkok, Thailand. When the principal at Phaya Thai Elementary School saw how professional Teacher Jack was at teaching mathematics, she immediately asked him to teach English at this high school on the weekends. Teacher Jack loved it and sought to teach English instead of math when he went to China.
The Thai highs school girls that loved Teacher Jack’s hands on lessons.
(Above) Rajavinitbangkhen High School students.
Teacher Jack was the leader of the Foreign Teachers at this school and his job was to get the other teachers to do exactly what the Thai principal wanted no matter how absurd. This included raising the grades of certain students because of their family’s status in the Thai community, dancing at shows during festivals, and dressing as Santa Claus – all of which the foreign teachers absolutely hated, accept Teacher Jack.
(Above) Teacher Jack does drink alcohol but does not get crazy like this.
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA USA
Teacher Jack’s iconic photo taken across the street from the Mirage casino where he worked all day until he made several hundred dollars to go gambling and clubbing. The cold of winter, however, forced him to move to Hawaii.
(Above) Derrick Pistorius as Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow in Las Vegas: Here Teacher Jack worked as Captain Jack Sparrow during the day and gambled at night while living at the Hostel Cat on the Vegas Strip in North Las Vegas. “Las Vegas was so much fun and it nearly killed me. I love it still and dream of returning someday. “- Teacher Jack
NEW JERSEY PUBLIC SCHOOLS
Atlantic City High School: Teacher Jack taught high school mathematics with subjects like Algebra 1 and Algebra 2 and Geometry for several years. He also was given the additional task of preparing foreign students to take the HSPA which gave Teacher Jack his first experience of teaching mathematics to students from other countries, something that he would repeat in Bangkok, Thailand. Teacher Jack was hired, however, with additional money granted by President Obama from his economic stimulus package and when this money ran out, so did Teacher Jack.
PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER IN ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY
Teacher Jack met the young Donald J. Trump (future US President) on the main casino floor of the Taj Mahal.
Teacher Jack in a suite at the Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City.
“Gambling for a living had its high ups and low downs and in this photo, I was definitely high up!”- Teacher Jack. Note the Showboat Casino in the window.
Both he and his wife began struggling to pay the bills and Trump went bankrupt, again, so Teacher Jack began working at Atlantic City High School as a guitar instructor but was paid as a substitute teacher. It was during this time that Teacher Jack founded his nine piece rhythm and blues band called “The Tailsnatchers”.
The Tailsnatchers were the first band to play at Kelly’s Corner Pub in Atlantic City. Pistol Pete, the owner of Pistol Pete’s in Absecon who has five DWI’s, claimed, ” The Tailsnatchers were the best band that I have ever seen.”Later, Teacher Jack became a full time math teacher at Atlantic City High School. He kept his campsite in the swamps so that he always had a place to go when he needed time alone or when he got into a fight with his spouse. He was back in the swamps often, until the Eastbound Strangler claimed his four victims.
Exxon Oil Company (Esso Oil)
(Above) Teacher Jack managed an Exxon Gas Station off Route 287 Morth in Piscataway, New Jersey for a few years.
(Above) Chinese students love Teacher Jack’s approach to teaching.
(Above) Teacher Jack and his son, Kristopher Augustus Pistorius.
(Above) Teacher Jack’s beautiful young Beijing wife.
(Above) Teacher Jack loves to play guitar in Thailand.
(Above) Teacher Jack playing in Pattaya, Thailand.
(Above) Teacher Jack made several appearances as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow in commercials and at schools.
(Above) Teacher Jack’s son is Kristopher Augustus Pistorius and he attends school in Beijing, China. He is a top student there.
THE SEVEN DAUGHTERS OF THE KING OF PLANET EARTH: DERRICK WILDSTAR PISTORIUS
Teacher Jack travels the world collecting daughters. Derrick Wildstar Pistorius currently has seven daughters. He helps them financially. He educates them and disciplines them when necessary. Here they all are in order of most important to least important.
Daughter #1: PRINCESS LEYLA
Teacher Jack was living in the swamps in a tent in Atlantic City, New Jersey. At night, he paddled a raft to mainland Atlantic City to play Seven Card Stud Poker in the casinos all night. The cocktail waitresses were in awe at Teacher Jack’s appearance. He wore a long black leather trench coat, had long hair and would always show up a midnight. He also has a reputation for being a highly competitive poker player. The ladies were aroused by this man of mystery. Soon, a cocktail waitress slipped her phone number into Teacher Jack’s drink. After only one date, she begged Teacher Jack to move in with her and help discipline her four unruly children. Teacher Jack accepted the task of being a stepfather. The teens rebelled but Leyla, who was almost two years old, took an instant liking to Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack kicked out the teens or they moved out, and soon it was only Teacher Jack and Leyla at home alone while mommy worked. Teacher Jack gave Leyla bubble baths that would last over an hour each day. Leyla’s bathtub was filled with toys and they even had water gun fights while she was naked. “Bath time was the highlight of our day,” says Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack and Leyla did art projects together most of their day and when Teacher Jack became a full time high school math teacher, Leyla helped him grade tests. As a result, Leyla is now a full time State of New Jersey Art Teacher with a handsome boyfriend named John who Leyla adores because his personality is nearly the same as Teacher Jack’s. “Leyla is my number one daughter and I spent more time being a father to her than my own son now.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) The adorable Princess Leyla poses for Teacher Jack’s camera before getting a bubble bath full of toys.
(Above) An actual polaroid photo a young Teacher Jack playing guitar for Princess Leyla on Halloween night. Princess Leyla chose to be a ballerina.
(Above) Teacher Jack in Leyla’s preteen room with pictures of One Direction on her walls.
(Above) Princess Leyla with her boyfriend John who works in construction. Teacher Jack sent Princess Leyla thousands of dollars for her high school graduation and continues to shower her with surprise cash from time to time. ” I love to surprise my favorite daughter with cash,” says Teacher Jack.
Derrick Wildstar Pistorius- “Feel free to contact me about her email address and she will verify that every word presented here is 100% true. She also has a Facebook page. She is an excellent character reference for me.”
Daughter #2 PRINCESS NATTAKAH
(Above Left) Princess Nattakah at age 5. (Above Right) Princess Nattakah at age 18.
This is, by far, Teacher Jack’s most controversial daughter. All of the events listed here are true and the events occurred exactly as they are written here. Teacher Jack was a math teacher and taught at Phaya Thai elementary in Bangkok, Thailand. One day he noticed a half naked little girl riding her tricycle into traffic. He saved her from being run over and quickly realized she was both deaf and mute. Teacher Jack gave her a bath and bought her new clothes. He raised her as his own daughter and took her to a school for the deaf. As she got older, she was able to tell him her story by using a cell phone that translated from Thai to English. She came from a wealthy family, at age 5, her parents and siblings were killed in an automobile accident that was so loud and horrific that it left her unable to hear or speak. Her aunt stole all of her money and neglected her. “It is my opinion that the aunt was hoping that Nattakah would be killed in the streets of Bangkok and she almost was if I didn’t intervene. I made several efforts to get the aunt to give money to Nattakah, but she just did not care ,” says Teacher Jack. Although Nattakah was both deaf and mute, she became a model because of her beauty, then worked in Bangkok’s thriving adult entertainment industry as an entertainer, and now she is studying to become a nurse. She has one son and now lives in Isan with her grandparents.
(Above) A modeling photo taken at an agency. They were eager to put Princess Nattakah to work and give Teacher Jack the money.
(Above) Teacher Jack takes Princess Nattakah to Disneyland.
(Above) Teacher Jack gives Nattakah her first bottle of red wine on Christmas Day.
(Above) Teacher Jack protected Nattakah from the foreign creeps in Bangkok and Pattaya from age 5 until today.
(Above and Below) A young Nattakah learning how to be a kitten by copying the naughty Thai girls that she sees on social media. “For this reason, I limited the amount of time that she could spend on social media. Young girls need positive role models like myself.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Princess Nattakah plays with Teacher Jack’s phone on her bed in Bangkok, Thailand.
(Above and Below) A younger Teacher Jack with Princess Nattakah.
(Above) Princess Nattakah shows Teacher Jack the cause of her slight hair loss. She constantly updates Teacher Jack on her health and Teacher Jack keeps all of her medical records.
(Above) Teacher Jack buys Princess Nattakah her favorite candy from the store.
(Above) “My sweet Thai daughter, Nattakah.”- Teacher Jack
(Above and Below) Princess Nattakah is the most beautiful girl in Thailand.
(Above) Waking up beside Princess Nattakah
(Above) Professional modeling photos of Princess Nattakah at age 18.
(Above) Actual video of Nattakah asking Teacher Jack for money so that she can eat.
(Above) Father and daughter. Derrick Wildstar Pistorius and Princess Nattakah in Bangkok, Thailand.
(Above) Princess Nattakah enjoys playing with Teacher Jack’s phone.
(Above) A young Princess Nattakah reads a Disney bedtime story on Teacher Jack’s phone.
(Above) Princess Nattakah had a brief but successful modeling career thanks to Teacher Jack.
(Above) Princess Nattakah does her homework in her bedroom for Teacher Jack to inspect later. Derrick Wildstar Pistorius took away her cell phone if she did not do her homework. Spankings were also administered. “Spare the rod, spoil the girl,”says Teacher Jack.
(Above) “This is my favorite part of my online resume because it is my greatest accomplishment, which is, having taken a deaf mute and having turned her into a productive member of Thai society. Believe it or not, at one point, she was making more money than me by doing escort work. Now she has turned her back on the adult entertainment industry to become a full time nurse and search for the love of her life to eventually get married. I am proud of my Thai daughter and will gladly pay for her wedding when it is time.”-Teacher Jack
(Above) Princess Nattakah has big wide eyes. “I bought her a pink My Little Pony night gown to sleep in at night and she loved it. I also built her a doll house for her doll collection.”-Teacher Jack
(Above) Princess Nattakah loves to sleep on her belly and always has since she was a little girl.
(Above) “My Thai Daughter loved the shows at the Angelwitch at Nana Plaza. We still go there today,”says Teacher Jack.
(Above) “My Thai daughter was highly sought by modeling agencies for her unique beauty. I am so proud of my daughter’s accomplishments in life. She did it all and without being able to hear or speak. A tough little girl and still more yet to come.”-Teacher Jack
(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius buys Princess Nattakah new shoes. “It is the right of every young girl to have comfortable shoes,” says Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack protected Princess Nattakah from evil.
(Above) Princess Nattakah after meeting Teacher Jack for the very first time at age 5.
(Above) Princess Nattakah loves cats.
(Above) Teacher Jack takes Nattakah to the Rawhide on Soi Cowboy to teach her how to earn money in Bangkok’s thriving adult playgrounds. “Looking back, this was a very special time as a teacher and guardian. She learned, for the very first time how to earn money and support herself. I saw her eyes grow wider and wider. She wanted to see more. She wanted to know more. I could see the gears turning in her head. It was time for her to venture out of my home and into her own apartment to live her own life. The girls at the club were eager to help her get started in the adult entertainment industry. I was happy to see her make friends immediately because of her youth and beauty.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Princess Nattakah turns 18 years old.
(Above and Below) Princess Nattakah’s modeling photos at age 18.
(Above) Princess Nattakah delivers high quality modeling photos.
(Above) Waiting for the BTS in Bangkok, Thailand.
(Above) Princess Nattakah confesses to Teacher Jack that she is pregnant and afraid.
(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius tells Princess Nattakah to be strong because Earth is as brutal and unforgiving as he is.
(Above) The King of Planet Earth convinces Princess Nattakah to be strong , have her baby, and live on to protect it just as he protected her.
(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius delivered her baby boy in a cheap hotel , but quickly took the baby to a Bangkok hospital.
(Above) Princess Natakah on the night she quit being an escort forever as she goes to her final customer. “I am so proud of my Thai daughter’s accomplishments and her decision to become a nurse.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Princess Nattakah is now a fully grown woman and nurse, and she has only good things to say about Teacher Jack.
(Above) A current photo of Princess Nattakah in Bangkok, Thailand. Now, she is nearly 25 years old.
(Above and Below) Teacher Jack and Princess Nattakah have their father-daughter reunion January 10, 2024:
(Above) The father-daughter reunion at the Angelwitch in Nana Plaza.
(Above) Princess Nattakah, now an adult, drinks a long island ice tea with Teacher Jack to celebrate their reunion. Teacher Jack will see her again after she becomes a full time nurse in Bangkok.
(Above) Teacher Jack video records Princesss Nattakah visiting her son at her grandparent’s home at Isan, Thailand in January 2024. “My relationship with Princess Nattakah raises eyebrows, however, she is my daughter and I love her dearly. I taught her how to survive and to be independent despite her being a deaf mute and all while in Bangkok, Thailand which is a place that eats Western tourists alive and now she is a career nurse with a handsome son thanks to the intervention of Teacher Jack which is Divine Intervention indeed,” says Derrick Wildstar Pistorius.
Derrick Wildstar Pistorius- “Feel free to contact me about her Facebook page and she will verify that every word presented here is 100% true. She is an excellent character reference for me. Also, note that Nattakah is studying hard to become a nurse and does not want to fall back into Bangkok’s Adult Industry, so she has cleverly locked her Facebook profile to concentrate on her studies and raise her son. Truly, a remarkable woman.” -Teacher Jack
Daughter #3: Princess Ma Chengcheng
(Above) Ma Chengcheng is Teacher Jack’s beautiful virgin Beijing wife.
Teacher Jack’s favorite is Princess Ma Chengcheng with whom he sired a son and heir to his wealth. Teacher Jack and Ma Chengcheng will remain married forever. They live in their home in West Beijing with her parents and their son. How did they meet?” I stole my wife. Yes, I did. I was with a large group of expats outside the Swing 58 Bar in Sanlitun. We were bar hopping and jumping in taxis to go to the next bar. Ma Chengcheng asked me if I was from Africa because I had dark skin from living in Thailand for a couple of years. I invited her to get into a taxi with me and follow my friends to the next club. She found me charming and agreed, however, instead of giving the taxi driver directions to the next club, I gave the taxi driver a card with my apartment address on it. Then, after the taxi arrived at my apartment, I told her that I had too much to drink and that she had to walk me to my room. When she got in, I locked the door behind us. It was all a trap and Ma Chengcheng had to endure a night of terror with Teacher Jack, ” says Teacher Jack. He continues, “When I woke up the next day she was gone and I could not remember anything. Two weeks later, when I came home from work I saw a pretty girl standing outside my apartment door and I knew it was her. I was scared and was certain that I was going to be arrested. It was Ma Chengcheng and she confessed , however, that I was romantic and not violent in any way. She also said that her mother told her to come back because I was American and not married. She moved into my apartment after a few weeks of dating and we were married within four months. Her mother is always right about everything and she takes the most care of our son. Yes, it is true, I stole my wife and I am not sorry because we have been happily married for eleven years, meanwhile, I laugh as other people’s pretentiously ceremonious and outrageously expensive marriages crumble into oblivion within three or four years.”
(Above) The King of Planet Earth and his beautiful virgin Beijing wife.
(Above) Ma Chengcheng plays piano very well today.
(Above) Princess Ma Chengcheng, although much younger than Teacher Jack, is now his legal wife forever and they have one son together. She was a former child and preteen model, however, her mother made her quit when a photographer asked Ma Chengcheng to remover her clothes during a photo session.
(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of Ma Chengcheng on Koh Samet Island in Thailand while on their honeymoon with lasted months.
(Above) Ma Chengcheng and Teacher Jack explore Koh Samet Island in Thailand. This is the island where their son was conceived.
(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius was conceived on Koh Samet Island in Thailand, born at the Aerospace Hospital in Beijing, China, and is headed to the USA at age 18 where he will live his adult life.
(Above) The romantic Teacher Jack brings his wife, Ma Chengcheng, to Shenzhen for a romantic vacation.
(Above) The courtship of Teacher Jack and Ma Chengcheng in Beijing, China.
(Above) Ma Chengcheng in Macau while Teacher Jack gambles.
(Above) Ma Chengcheng on her wedding day. They had two ceremonies, this one was in Tibet.
(Above) Ma Chengcheng with two of Teacher Jack’s adopted children from England.
(Above) Teacher Jack and Ma Chengcheng have been happily married 11 years. “I love my wife.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Ma Chengcheng and Teacher Jack at the Red Fort in India.
(Above) Ma Chengcheng in New Delhi, India with Teacher Jack.
(Above) Teacher Jack and his stolen property. “Sometimes piracy is the best solution.”-Teacher Jack
(Above) The birth of Kristopher Augustus Pistorius. “This moment was the happiest in my life and I had to steal a wife to get it.”-Teacher Jack
(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius. “I sang to my son and pushed him in this swing each night until he fell asleep.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of his wife, Ma Chengcheng, at the Taj Mahal in India on their honeymoon which lasted three months and was in multiple countries.
(Above) Ma Chengcheng and Kristopher Augustus Pistorius in Shanghai, China.
Daughter #4: Princess Koko Ying
(Above) The beautiful and talented Princess Koko Ying of Jamaica.
(Above) Although her family comes from Hong Kong, Princess Koko Ying was born in Jamaica. She dreamed of someday becoming a performer like her idol Britney Spears. Her family moved back to Hong Kong and, unfortunately, the Chinese goverment took away her parents who worked for an illegal company, which was a crime in China. This left Princess Koko Ying and her younger sister poor and without loving parents. Luckily for them, fate put them into the hands of The King of Planet Earth: Derrick Wildstar Pistorius also known as Teacher Jack.
(Above) Teacher Jack bought Princess Koko Ying her first guitar and she became a professional musician , learning both guitar, piano, singing and dancing. She also learned to write her own music.
(Above) Teacher Jack also spoiled Princess Koko Ying & Princess Koko Ying’s younger sister. “I know how to make young girls happy. I take them shopping all day until they cannot carry their bags.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) After learning that she was sleeping on the floor in a cheap room, Teacher Jack got her a job where he worked at ABC English Training School in Beijing, China. There the two began going to open mic nights at Paddy O’Shea’s in Sanlitun.
(Above) Princess Koko Ying confessed that she would crawl on the floor as a child an pretend she was a kitten so her father would pet her. She would even drink milk from a bowl. This gave Teacher Jack the idea to help paint her face like a kitten. The two would then go out to bars around Sanlitun together and have loads of nighttime fun.
(Above) Teacher Jack also taught Princess Koko Ying how to shoot pool while they vacationed together in Shenzhen.
(Above) For her birthday, Teacher Jack bought her a studded leather kitten costume and she loved it !
(Above) Teacher Jack and Princess Koko Ying sing Lady Gaga together.
(Above) “I had many kittens in my life, but Princess Koko Ying is my favorite. MEOW,” says Teacher Jack.
(Above) Princess Kok Ying in Shenzhen.
(Above) Princess Koko Ying beside Teacher Jack at night as he snaps a photo with his I-phone.
(Above) Princess Koko Ying drinks milk , like a kitten, from a bowl in her studded leather kitten costume to be Teacher Jack’s kitten.
(Above) Princess Koko Ying in 2021. Happy New Year !
(Above) With a devious smile, Princess Koko Ying eats dinner with Teacher Jack and his wife at LAD (Lilly’s American Diner) in Sanlitun.
(Above) Princess Koko Ying
(Above and Below) Teacher Jack and Koko Ying go out in Soho Sanlitun for a night of fun.
(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius, dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow, and Princess Koko Ying, dressed as a kitten while partying in Soho Sanlitun, Beijing, China.
(Above) Ultimately, Princess Koko Ying quit drinking alcohol and focused on her physical and mental health. She is now a successful scuba instructor in Indonesia and she borrowed money from Teacher Jack to reach her destination. “When I saw her new slim figure I was so happy because I know she struggled with her weight for some time. She is a winner, thanks to The King of Planet Earth: Derrick Wildstar Pistorius also known as Teacher Jack,” says Teacher Jack.
Princess Koko Ying is available on Facebook and is definitely a source of a good character reference for Derrick Wildstar Pistorius.
Daughter #5 : Princess Kai
(Above) Princess Kai is another one of Teacher Jack’s controversial daughters. The facts presented here are undisputed. Princess Kai had a normal Thai life. She married young and had two daughters by the age of 14 by her handsome Thai husband. But, her husband had one besetting quality, he liked to drink Thai whiskey. He was struck and killed on his motorbike at 3:30 am in Pattaya. Princess Kai, without money and a husband, drifted from one Thai tomboy lesbian to the next in the hopes of providing her daughters with food, shelter, and clothing while she worked as a full-time bar girl on soi 8. Luckily, fate would intervene and put both Princess Kai and her two young daughters in the magic hands of Derrick Wildstar Pistorius.
(Above) Teacher Jack rescued Kai and her daughters from the clutches of an evil tomboy lesbian. “Lesbians are a very poor example for young girls to follow because they produce no children for their military and government. They are the ultimate form of selfishness and disloyalty to their country.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack took care of Kai and her two daughters.
(Above) Princess Kai with her daddy, Teacher Jack, on soi 8 in Pattaya, Thailand.
(Above) Princess Kai and Teacher Jack together in beautiful Pattaya, Thailand.
(Above) Princess Kai on Pattaya Beach with Derrick Wildstar Pistorius
(Above) Teacher Jack buys Princess Kai a kitten for her birthday.
(Above) Princess Kai in the bedroom.
(Above) Teacher Jack takes care of Princess Kai when she was ill. “My Thai daughter had a high fever so I nursed her back to health. I enjoy taking care of my daughters when they are sick and I absolutely love to cook for them.”-Teacher Jack
(Above) “I spoiled Princess Kai and her two daughters for over a decade. I bought them whatever they wanted.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of Princess Kai (right) and friends on Pattaya Beach. “These were the best of times.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius took good care of Princess Kai and her two daughters and they love him for it.
(Above) Princess Kai and friends on soi 8 in Pattaya, Thailand at Teacher Jack’s hotel.
(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of Princess Kai and her two daughters. “I have big plans for her daughters’ futures and I plan to tutor them vigorously.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Princess Kai (right) having a party with Teacher Jack on soi 6 in Pattaya, Thailand.
Princess Kai is a good character reference for Teacher Jack because he still teaches her daughters. They have a small home in Korat. “I love Thai girls with multiple daughters because taking care of them is like investing in the future.” – Teacher Jack
Daughter #6: Princess Aom
(Above) Princess Aom taunts Teacher Jack by taking his hat and running away from him around the pool table.
Princess Aom fell in love with Teacher Jack in Bangkok, Thailand after witnessing the absurd amounts of money that he spent on entertainment there. Teacher Jack initially thought that she was from China because of her white skin and thin body. The two began seriously dating. Princess Aom even proposed marriage to Teacher Jack. However, Princess Aom was heartbroken when Teacher Jack told her that he was engaged to be married in China. She was so upset that she left Bangkok and moved back to home hometown in Udon Thani.
(Above) Teacher Jack and Princess Aom go on another date after Derrick Wildstar Pistorius buys Princess Aom a Hello Kitty doll.
(Above) Princess Aom cuddles with Teacher Jack for the last time before he is married in China.
(Above) Princess Aom gets a foot massage from Teacher Jack in Bangkok, Thailand.
Princess Aom will give an excellent character reference for Teacher Jack if requested. She is available on Facebook under her full Thai name:
Daughter #7: Princess Ru & Daughter
(Above) Princess Ru takes good care of Teacher Jack.
Teacher Jack met Princess Ru when he first arrived in Bangkok. The two drank Thai whiskey together until they could not walk. Luckily, Teacher Jack was staying at the Centaur Inn in Bangrak which was very close to the bar where Princess Ru worked. It was just a matter of time before a charming and welcoming Teacher Jack took her to the Centaur Inn after work. Eventually, Princess Ru preferred staying the night with Teacher Jack as opposed to taking a taxi home.
(Above) Thai whiskey and good time with Princess Ru.
(Above) Pure wildness in Bangkok, Thailand. “Princess Ru was a dangerous girl. She outdrank me every night and then lost her mind. I kept her in check though. “- Teacher Jack
(Above) Princess Ru was the Devil’s daughter.
(Above) A sharply dressed and short haired Teacher Jack playing guitar for Princess Ru.
While living in Princess Ru’s home, Teacher Jack met Princess Ru’s teen daughter. She was 17 years old and there was friction between her and Teacher Jack immediately. Princess Ru’s feet were extremely small and even more ticklish and Teacher Jack tickled her feet constantly when she misbehaved and he would sometimes kiss her feet. Princess Ru’s teen daughter thought this was gross and was embarrassed when Teacher Jack did it in front of her friends. However, this made Teacher Jack do it even more.
(Above) Princess Ru’s teen daughter hated feet and could not understand Teacher Jack’s behavior. She would wake up in the middle of the night to hear her mother laughing hysterically as Teacher Jack tickled Princess Ru’s feet. Eventually, Princess Ru was told by her doctor that her next round of Thai whiskey could be her last. So, Teacher Jack ended their relationship. However, by chance, Princess Ru’s daughter recognized Teacher Jack on the BTS while going to work. She was now age 18 and Teacher Jack invited her to the Hard Rock Cafe and they later went back to the Centaur Inn. The two dated for approximately six months before Teacher Jack moved to China which essentially ended all contact. “She knew that I was fun and although she hated feet, I could tell that she was jealous and wanted her feet tickled too. Her feet were sensitive just like her mother’s feet and I showed no mercy on that Thai brat. Her mother never discovered us because if she did, I would have been killed by a drunk Thai woman swinging a knife.”- Teacher Jack
Sadly, Princess Ru died of alcohol poisoning and is not available for a character reference. However, her daughter is.
Derrick Wildstar Pistorius in Africa
Teacher Jack can trace his family roots back to Africa and he is proud of his Southern African heritage as well as his European lineage.
(Above) The King of Planet Earth bathes in rare flower petals to cleanse his demigod body in Africa.
(Above) A historic moment, The King of Planet Earth exits his ship and arrives in Africa for the first time.
(Above) Teacher Jack trains with White soldiers in Southern Africa.
(Above) Teacher Jack kills two lions in Southern Africa.
(Above) African girls love Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack was wounded doing mercenary work in Muslim countries. The metal plate in his head now, sometimes. sets off metal detectors at airports.
(Above) The head wound did not stop Teacher Jack from teaching in China for years afterward.
(Above) Teacher Jack drinks his own drink.
(Above) A younger Teacher Jack holds an Ak-47 assault rifle.
(Above) Teacher Jack’s best job , by far, was working at Hooters in Beijing, China. He was paid, in draft beer, to assist with the choreography for the Hooters girls’ dance routines.
(Above) Bella (left) loved Teacher Jack
(Above) Bella loved Teacher Jack’s card tricks.
The fantastic girls at Hooters Beijing
(Above) Hooters girls proudly display their toenails that Teacher Jack painted. He also sold them toe rings and gave them foot massages. “It is my duty to take care of girls who work hard on their feet all day.”- The King of Planet Earth
(Above) Teacher Jack massaged their feet when asked to do so.
(Above) Bella and Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack with Beijing Hooters girls.
(Above) This is the logo of Hooters Beijing and now these shirts a collectors item.
(Above) Teacher Jack helps with the choreography at Hooters Beijing.
(Above) Hooters girls help celebrate the birthday of The King of Planet Earth.
(Above) Teacher Jack plays with the naughty girls at Hooters Beijing.
(Above) Pilot Mike Smith, Teacher Jack’s American buddy, loses an arm wrestling match to the naughty kittens of Hooters Beijing.
(Above) Teacher Jack’s salary was unlimited draft beer.
(Above) The beautiful girls of Hooters Beijing.
(Above) Teacher Jack and Bella talk about important things
Teacher Jack in Hawaii
What a wild time ! Teacher Jack was the most popular person in his hostel on Lemon Street, the now infamous Waikiki Beachside Hostel. The parties here were legendary with girls from Germany, Norway, Australia, France, and many more. Everyone came to party and everyone had a blast, but Teacher Jack was a key figure in the mayhem, eventually becoming banned from the hostel for eternity.
(Above) Teacher Jack on Waikiki Beach drinking a cold beer while swimming. “The sunsets in Hawaii were the most beautiful on Earth and are known worldwide as such.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) The dorms at the now legendary Waikiki Beachside Hostel were mixed with boys and girls. “We had wild parties and slept next to whoever was lying in your bed. There were no rules. It was pure fun to find one of the girls beside you in the morning and then realize that the bed was neither of yours and then try to piece together the events that led to it after you both blacked out from shots.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Sal and Tyson question the new girl in the dorm. “The new girls were quiet at first, but after midnight they were dancing on the tables and jumping from the bunkbeds.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Jesus wakes up next to ?
(Above) Tyson gets lucky and scores two girls in one night. “Once girls decided they wanted a Black guy, they went to Tyson because he was charming, handsome, and was the only Black guy on the island at the moment.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Tyson, Jesus, Sal, and surfer dude.
(Above) Jesus performs a miracle and turns water into wine for the night’s festivities.
(Above) Teacher Jack, Sal, and Jesus at the wild party.
(Above) Jesus performs a miracle and scores a Native Hawaiian chick. “I was so jealous of Jesus that night.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Jesus kills another beer.
(Above) Jesus spreading the Gospel According to Alcohol.
(Above) At the climax of each party, “The Dude” would show up. Nobody knew his name, we all called him “The Dude”. Sal can be seen next to “The Dude”.
(Above) The Norwegian girls were always the center of attention because they were all beautiful and loaded with cash. Brandon Haldane and Tyson Martson constantly pursued them.
(Above) A Norwegian girl gets a coke at the now legendary Waikiki Beachside Hostel.
(Above) Teacher Jack (right) is Captain of his Hawaiian crew.
(Above) A Norwegian girl at the top of Diamondhead Crater near Waikiki Beach.
(Above) Tyson plays frisbee with Teacher Jack and friends.
(Above) Tyson and Jesus having fun.
(Above) Teacher Jack (right) is Captain of his Hawaiian crew.
(Above) Teacher Jack with his girl on Waikiki Beach.
(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of his crew.
(Above) Teacher Jack takes another photo of his crew on Waikiki Beach.
(Above) Teacher Jack and his crew prepare to leave the hostel and go camping to save money.
(Above) Teacher Jack and his crew on Waikiki Beach, Hawaii.
(Above) Teacher Jack slays a Great White Shark with his sword after it became stuck on the beach in Hawaii. “We ate grilled shark all day and night because we were camping together. After a few days in the Pacific Ocean, the entire remains were gone.”- Teacher Jack
A Dangerous Game in Hawaii Warning: Do not try this
Hawaii has every kind of man-eating shark on Earth. When Teacher Jack and his crew went camping at the state parks in Hawaii to save money, they played a very dangerous game at night. “At about midnight, we would all be drunk around the campfire and then play a game of chicken to see who could swim out in the Pacific Ocean the farthest. We all put in twenty dollars so the pot was over $200 each time. The winner was always Brandon Haldane who swam out about 50-80 yards each time. I got in water up to my chest and turned around. He was fearless. He survived the games and is now married with children in Canada.”- Teacher Jack
(Above) Teacher Jack congratulates Brandon Haldane for being fearless in the Pacific Ocean after midnight.
(Above) The Norwegian girls show us all some love on the beach in Hawaii before well departed. “Hawaii was the best time we ever had. It was the last time we were young adults because soon the Norwegian girls would be married with careers and children and so would I. The tsunami called adult responsibility was coming for all of us and we all knew it. So, we partied hard, but nobody can party forever. Not even The King of Planet Earth.”-Teacher Jack
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